… only now, he’s an IMPOTENT bloated drug whore con.
Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh was detained at Palm Beach International Airport for the possible possession of illegal prescription drugs Monday evening.
Limbaugh was returning on a flight from the Dominican Republic when customs officials found a Viagra prescription that did not bear his name. Instead, the bottle of pills had the names of two doctors on it according to the Palm Beach Sheriff’s Office.
U.S. Customs and Border Protection agents examined the 55-year-old’s luggage after his private plane landed at the airport from the Dominican Republic. The matter was then turned over to the Sheriff’s Office. Investigators seized the drugs – used to treat erectile dysfunction – from Limbaugh.
You just know this has to violate his probation agreement. Anyone know if there’s a 2-strike law in Florida with no judicial discretion? FSM doesn’t love me that much, I know (love me, bitch! I’ll even make some butter sauce for you!), but I thought it was worth asking.
He was probably just looking for a new mannish news anchor on a crappy network for a little beachtime lovin’ in the DR (you know, one who won’t dump his ass). Can’t you just imagine him whispering sweet genocidal bigoted nothings in her ear? Can’t you just hear him scream “what’s my anal cyst’s name, baby! Say my ANAL CYST’s name!” as he comes?
If anyone needs me, I’ll be over here in the corner pouring Drano in my skull to cleanse this image from my mind.
[fn1] Yes, I know I’m going to hell for this picture. In my defense someone else made this first for a now-defunct politics site and then someone besides those guys posted it on flickr, and then I modified it to take out the face of the (no longer BDWC’s gf) woman. Because I’m thoughtful like that.
Update: Wolcott joins the fray
Now there is no shame in requiring wood enhancement. Men have needs, and if Viagra enables the little fella to jut proudly from the folds of the dragon kimono bequeathed to Rush by the late Allan Bloom, it is not for us to cast judgement.
Dragon kimono. Nice one.
Update: Also, Firedoglake is totally copying me (see here and here, the second referring to a different-than-this post o’ mine, and I’ve had this photo available on my VoldemortSite for over 3 years!). Man, some people… Sure, they may say independent creation. They may say obviousness. They may even saaaay great minds think alike. But whatev… flattery!
That’s OK Firedoglaketistas, I’ll let you ride on Grumpy’s coattails. This once. And turn down that music! Damn kids.
Update 2: no charges against bloatie… yet. Note that the trip was an all-male excursion to the Dominican Republic, along with the producers of that wonderful pro-torture series 24 (and an actress on that show is currently, *shudder*, Shamu’s lover. Think she’s happy about the trip?). I wonder what they were doing there? Probably scouting for baseball talent.