Justin Carter is a current American version of Jean Valjean. What an absurd, tragic state of affairs. #FreeJustinCarter
Now that @andy_murray has ended the Wimbledon drought, we can refocus on the important things. Like the lack of flying cars in my driveway.
Shockingly, this is not – repeat NOT – a parody piece. live.wsj.com/video/opinion-… Where are the black helicopters when you need them?
How many books are in the G W Bush library anyway? If more than 0, is one of them My Pet Goat? #worstpresidentever
If Cheney were still president, the cruise missiles would already be on their way to Nigeria. #boston
You know who thinks a Facebook phone is a good idea? Facebook execs and their ad sales teams. #thingshumansdontwant
NooOOoOoOoO Google. Say it ain’t so! googlereader.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/poweri… My insatiable info addiction must be met! FML, now I gotta find a new reader.
If preparing to move teaches you one thing, it’s that you have too much salad dressing in your fridge.
If you can’t swim, are scared of heights, or can’t drive stick, you have no business being on the @AmazingRace_CBS
More from my “now there’s your problem right there” series. Ideal v actual income distribution in the US youtube.com/watch?v=QPKKQn…
Zero Dark Thirty: 30 min of goodness surrounded by 2hrs of bad pacing, writing, directing, and acting. Deserves no awards. 2/5 #moviereviews
A literal Prisoner’s Dilemma scenario! Fascinating bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…
I’m of the age now that when people refer to “the turn of the century”, I wonder “which one?” #iamold