Just had a coworker say she liked my goatee… BECAUSE OF ALL THE GREY. #FML #iamold
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Tweet: How cool is it that the NOAA actually has a FAQ ab…
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How cool is it that the NOAA actually has a FAQ about why it would not be a good idea to nuke a hurricane? (ht xkcd) aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.…
Tweet: Dead cat bounce on my mittenfreude. Couldn’t pass…
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Tweet: From the stupid criminal files… http://t.co/DtSb…
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Tweet: I’ve ranted on this before, but why the f is an eb…
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I’ve ranted on this before, but why the f is an ebook MORE expensive than the hardcover? No cost distro, DRM-locked… Ridiculous. #books
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Guilty as charged. However, in my defense, I … have no defense for my actions. #diehipstersdie http://t.co/roUjJu3R
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REALLY not a fan of the current alternative radio “hits” that are crap recreations of shitty 70s songs. Just say no to banjos & Boston pt 2.
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Unless things change drastically and soon (not going to happen), no more coral reefs in 50 years. I haz a sad. latimes.com/news/nationwor… #climate
Tweet: Bing is the Google+ of internet search engines.
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Bing is the Google+ of internet search engines.
Tweet: For posterity: it was terrible, ignorant, self-ser…
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For posterity: it was terrible, ignorant, self-serving management that killed Hostess, not union intransigence. articles.latimes.com/2012/nov/25/bu…
Tweet: One does not simply walk into Mord^h^h Fox News an…
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One does not simply walk into Mord^h^h Fox News and announce the emperor has no clothes! youtu.be/w5-r9JZiMwc
Tweet: FU once again to the weather gods. Bastards.
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FU once again to the weather gods. Bastards.
Tweet: It turns out balancing on one leg is much harder w…
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It turns out balancing on one leg is much harder when the standing leg has a busted big toe. Hilarity ensued. #yogafail
Tweet: Pics from the Italy trip are up: http://t.co/e7VP8…
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Tweet: My brand new neighbors have put up more holiday fl…
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My brand new neighbors have put up more holiday flair in one day of living here than I have in the past 3 years combined. #bahhumbug