http://grumpasaurus.com Bringing happiness and joy to the masses. Sunshine, anyone? Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:22:17 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Particularly since only the good ones get killed Police found four guns, including two rifles and two handguns, in a rented pickup. Police found a rifle in the man’s pickup and methamphetamine. The man allegedly made comments about Sen. Obama, but sources wouldn’t say what they were. It was enough, however, to make ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/25/no-more-martyrs-please/ Obama picks Joe Xerox "I loooooove the new bankruptcy bill" Biden for veep. Thousands of supporters were expected at a Saturday rally in Springfield, Illinois, to see the debut of Sen. Barack Obama and Delaware Sen. Joe Biden as a presidential ticket. The one thing that I like about Biden is that ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/23/laaaaaame/ The number of houses McCain owns is unknown, really. Numbers range from 7 in the ad above to 11 or 13. I think people are forgetting that McCain is not like you and me; he needs at least 4 houses - one for him, and one each for ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/21/more-like-this-please-3/ Well done, sirs http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/12/john-mccains-desktop/ I think the real way to drive McCain more insane in a way obvious to the average chowderhead person is by mocking him. The little Charlie McCarthy lookalike's got a paper thin skin and a hair temper trigger. Also, his mama dresses him funny. http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/06/more-like-this-please-2/ 7 years ago today, Bush was presented with the "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in US" Presidential Daily Briefing. To which Bush replied "Alright, you’ve covered your ass now." Heckuva job, Caligula. http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/06/happy-pdb-day/ Because he is Alice Rocchio is an office manager at the New York headquarters of the Hess Corp., drives a 1993 Chevy Cavalier and lives in an apartment in Queens, N.Y., with her husband, Pasquale, an Amtrak foreman. Despite what appears to be a middle-class lifestyle, the couple has written $61,600 in ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/06/have-i-mentioned-mccain-is-dirty/ Also, fraudulent and illegal The bundle of $2,300 and $4,600 checks that poured into Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign on March 12 came from an unlikely group of California donors: a mechanic from D&D Auto Repair in Whittier, the manager of Rite Aid Pharmacy No. 5727, the 30-something owners of the ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/06/my-thats-mavericky/ McSame edition, number 5012 Ten senior Hess Corporation executives and/or members of the Hess family each gave $28,500 to the joint RNC-McCain fundraising committee, just days after McCain reversed himself to favor offshore drilling, according to Federal Election Commission reports. Nine of these contributions, seven from Hess executives and two from members ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/04/correlation-meet-causation/ And the last two have resulted in the complete destruction of your basic civil liberties. Federal agents may take a traveler's laptop computer or other electronic device to an off-site location for an unspecified period of time without any suspicion of wrongdoing, as part of border search policies the Department of ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/01/elections-have-consequences-2/ Sign the petition. Clark is far and away the best choice available and Obama's ditching him when Clark had the temerity to say that getting shot down may a hero make but is not presidential. Sebelius would be the #2. If it's anti-choice Kaine, that's just pukerrific. http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/01/clark-for-veep/ Hahahaha! Awesome. Actual McCain ad: I couldn't really tell if this was aimed at racists, christianists, or Matrix fans, but it fails on at least two of those fronts in discouraging people from voting for Obama. In a country filled with christianists eagerly awaiting the rapture, AKA the ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/01/taee-pt-5/ ... but I told you so! Welcome back, billmon. http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/08/01/hate-to-say-i-told-you-so/ Standing in front of the class gave a speech: Madam President, there is an old line about those of us who ignored the mistakes of history are doomed to repeat them. Afghanistan is the classic example of what could happen in Iraq. After years and years of incredible assistance to those ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/26/mccain-2006/ You know, the one granting the executive the right to spy on American citizens without a warrant and granting all telecom companies retroactive immunity for helping this occur while the practice was patently illegal? Also: fuck you, Democrats. We expect that from the GOP, but you guys? ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/25/well-that-explains-the-fisa-vote/ why Wesley Clark isn't the already-named veep (or candidate for that matter). Screw those professional concern trolls and hanky-waving media McSame enablers, Clark needs to be out there. Side note: I can't believe this passes for "confusing" to the media or what we consider "high level discourse" today. JFC, how is ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/25/tell-me-again/ Well drawn sir, well drawn. http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/16/different-times/ Did I mention this is going to be the awesomest election ever? Because it is. Behold as the New Yorker channels the wingnut zeitgeist! Now I want a McCain edition. Just show the Grim Reaper, that'll be best. To be clear: the above is clearly satire... it's just poorly ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/13/taee-pt-4/ or that free speech isn't an illusion? Watch as a 61 year old librarian gets "escorted" off of public property and ticketed for carrying a sign that says "McCain = Bush." Anyone? ... *crickets* http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/07/08/anyone-still-think-we-live-in-a-democracy/ Pat Oliphant, ladies and gents, Pat Oliphant I'm so glad we live in a post-racial society. http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/06/19/taee-pt-3/ Inspired by Pat Buchanan calling Obama "exotic," I've decided to come up with Obama's campaign slogan for him. Right now, I'm debating between: I'm gonna get you suckas! When I see a ghost, I cut the mothafucka Eat it, whitey! See you around, Super Honkie! Obama 2008... can you dig it? Who's the black private ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/06/19/most-awesome-election-ever-pt-2/ McCain's calling of his second wife (the rich one, the one he dumped his faithful poor one for after she stayed true to him while he was a POW and after she got into a disfiguring car accident. Oh, also, Cindy McCain is a plagiarist passing off stolen recipes ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/06/17/if-we-had-a-decent-media-this-wouldnt-be-web-only/ Now on sale at the Texas Republican Convention Holy crap am I proud to be in this state right now. http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/06/17/this-is-going-to-be-the-awesomest-election-ever-taee-pt-1/ The most powerful (in focus group testing) anti-McCain ad so far. Works for me. Then again, I was against that narcissistic idiotic septuagenarian warmongering rageaholic before any advert. Good times. http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/06/17/not-alex/ Yet more proof that conservatives are like kryptonite to irony. Or subtlety. Or plain meaning, for that matter. Lennonism [John J. Miller] K Lo: I'm with you on "Imagine" — love the piano, hate the lyrics. A band called A Perfect Circle has a great cover version. The ... http://grumpasaurus.com/2008/06/11/imagine/