The Tesco Direct site advertises the kit with the words, “Unleash the sex kitten inside…simply extend the Peekaboo pole inside the tube, slip on the sexy tunes and away you go!
“Soon you’ll be flaunting it to the world and earning a fortune in Peekaboo Dance Dollars”.
The £49.97 kit comprises a chrome pole extendible to 8ft 6ins, a ‘sexy dance garter’ and a DVD demonstrating suggestive dance moves.
God that’s hot. I think I’ll get it for BoonDoggle’s 2 year old.
We proudly present the female nominees in our first annual Law School Dean Hotties Contest.
Keep this 19 year old frat boy sexism out of any imprimaturs of acceptability with my profession, please, you fucking asshats. From the text, it’s obviously not a REAL Hot 100 thing, it’s a wet t-shirt n’ woooo lesbian kissing!!!11!11!1-malarkey. Then again, what else do you exepct from a gawker alum?
Well, if that site wanted attention, it surely has it. Derision, revulsion, and a permanent place on my filter list too.
Sofia Coppola has a new movie coming out (Marie Antoinette, with Ms. Dunst (!!) as Antoinette), so she’s doing the rounds. This puff piece from the ‘Guardian seemed a tad over the top, even for a puff piece.
The Oscar-winning Lost in Translation made her the most powerful woman director in Hollywood and icon of cool for her generation.
OK, first – I dig Sofia Coppola. For a nepotista who was given a horrible big intro to the biz, she’s done exceedingly well. … but icon of cool? In this universe. I mean, sure she’s gotten a nose job and slimmed down since Godfather 3 (which would put her in the ‘hip’ circles, and Lost in Translation was a great movie, but cool? How many other movies in the new wave/existentialist mode have you seen lately? How many shots have been copied? Dialogue? Scarlett Johansson’s career has taken off, but that’s because she’s freakin gorgeous and can act a bit.
Let’s grant arguendo that she’s cool, but if she’s the most powerful female director in Hollywood, then I think that is sufficient grounds to burn that city up. It’s insane that an industry that is so propelled on the backs of a multitude of the looks (and sometimes talent) of starlets is less progressive than the US Senate.
I don’t really have a way to wrap up this post. I could go on the systemic hurdles facing women in Hollywood … but that would take a good few thousand words and I’m just not feeling it anymore. Feministing, anyone?
A local decision that schoolboys must sit on toilet seats when urinating has provoked political debate.
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“When boys are not allowed to pee in the natural way, the way boys have done for generations, it is meddling with God’s work,” Kleppe told the newspaper.
“It is a human right not to have to sit down like a girl“
I can’t top Kleppe’s own words, so I’m just going to leave them up as a testament to the sheer awesomeness of sexism, world beat edition.
Because God? Lives in my cock. Apparently, he likes to be in the dark a lot. Don’t fuck with God when he wants some air – and he can’t get air when you’re sitting down! The satanic nads block the air flow! And don’t you even think about being godlike if you don’t have a cock!
Seriously, anyone seen a men’s restroom lately? Better yet, an elementary school boys room (besides Foley)? Because you need a CDC Biohazard level 5 suit to go in those places. I’m totally down with the making them sit thing.
Larry David, who is not god but is a lesser deity, agrees.
They say cameras add ten pounds, but HP digital cameras can help reverse that effect. The slimming feature, available on select HP digital camera models, is a subtle effect that can instantly trim off pounds from the subjects in your photos!
I’m with Bitch Ph. D. on this one – boycott! Yarrrrr!
