YouTube purchased for $1.65 billion in stock…
hellooooo PornoTube [fn1]
[fn1] It’s actually only new-to-me. Looks like there are plenty of people that have known about this site. Hey, I got it from Hutton.
and by yesterday, we mean you mean six years ago
A Republican congressman knew of disgraced former representative Mark Foley’s inappropriate Internet exchanges as far back as 2000 and personally confronted Foley about his communications.
The former page, who agreed to discuss his relationship with Foley with the Los Angeles Times on the condition that he not be identified, said his electronic correspondence with Foley began after he finished the respected Capitol Hill page program for high school juniors. His sexual encounter was in the fall of 2000, he said. At the time, he was 21 and a graduate of a rural Northeastern college.
If he fucked ‘em at 21, he fucked ‘em at 16.
Bitch shouldn’t have been in that parody alluding to ass fucking.
The firing of Melanie Martinez, 34, marks the second PBS moral values scandal. The first was the censorship of the “Postcards from Buster” episode last year where Buster the Bunny, who regularly visits families in every episode, went to visit a family with two mommies. Previous families featured in “Postcards” episodes have included Mormons, Hmong and Pentecostal Christians.
Melanie Martinez was fired from her position as host of PBS KIDS Sprout’s “The Good Night Show” because she appeared in two 30-second online films when she was 27, “Technical Virgin” and “Boys Can Wait,” that spoofed abstinence-only education. The PBS ombudsman dedicated two of his columns to voice his opposition to the firing of Melanie, but her job wasn’t saved. Melanie says there is no lawsuit in sight.
The Technical Virgin parodies were genius and not inappropriate (the videos have all been taken down so far as I can tell, or I’d link them). Martinez’ firing is on par with that schoolteacher who was fired for taking a class to a museum where a nude statue was seen. This statue:
Ooooh, yeah, baby. Can’t you just feel the prurient interests being piqued?
Feel free to sign the petition to PBS about Martinez, though she’s already been replaced.
What the hell is this country coming to?
Today on his radio program, Rush Limbaugh blamed Congressional pages for Mark Foley’s misconduct. He said that the communications reported by ABC were example of “young kids” who like to “make fun of gay people.” Rush’s evidence? As a child, he used to order refrigerators over the phone for adults he thought were “odd or weird” as a prank.
Did I mention inhuman and despicable? Bloated Drug Whore Con sure is.
The Poor Man Institute reveals the real Foley IM transcript
I can be silent no longer.
Ann Coulter is right to suppose that there is something fishy in the whole Rep. Mark Foley child molestoring story. I’m sure the FBI investigation will turn this up anyway, but I want my readers to hear it here first: the IM transcript of an alleged conversation between Foley and a high school boy is a hoax perpetrated by the MSM in order to help the terrorists. That is to say, it is half a hoax – the parts written by Foley (aka Maf54) are real, but they have been re-contextualized as part of a supposed conversation with a 16-year-old in order to make Foley look bad. How do I know?
Because Foley was really IM’ing me.
My ass.
Foley says he was abused by a Priest when he was a kid.
Vote Republican! Vote for the Grope Our Pages party!
Foley gets more and more like Wrinkle Dick every day. From his literary stylings to the inanity of commentary to the predatory nature of his cruising to mendacity to the wildly inappropriate age difference between him and his targets o’ lust. Check out the playa’s flow as he engages in some cybersex with teenagers during the middle of a House floor vote.
Maf54: I miss you
Teen: ya me too
Maf54: we are still voting
Maf54: you miss me tooThe exchange continues in which Foley and the teen both appear to describe having sexual orgasms.
Maf54: ok..i better go vote..did you know you would have this effect on me
Teen: lol I guessed
Teen: ya go vote…I don’t want to keep you from doing our job
Maf54: can I have a good kiss goodnight
Teen: :-*
Teen: <kiss>
No, wait, it gets better.
And by “better,” I mean “revolting.”
Teen: are you going to be in town over the veterans day weekend
Maf54: I may be now that your coming
Maf54: who you coming to visit
Teen: haha good stuff
Teen: umm no one reallyMaf54: we will be adjourned ny then
Teen: oh good
Maf54: by
Maf54: then we can have a few drinks
Maf54: lol
Teen: yes yes
Maf54: your not old enough to drink
Teen: shhh…
Maf54: ok
Teen: that’s not what my ID says
Teen: lol
Maf54: ok
Teen: I probably shouldn’t be telling you that huh
Maf54: we may need to drink at my house so we don’t get busted
Remember, these are 16 year old kids who are trying to learn how our American government operates. I don’t think this is what they or their parents really had in mind.
Vote Republican: We’ll either kill your kids or boink ‘em before they’re ripe. Bush! Bush! Bush!
Update: other bumper stickers…
Vote GOP: We like Green Apples!
Vote GOP: WWJD? Jesus would fuck your kids! Or send them off to die in the desert if they’re too old!
You know, those mouthbreathing knuckledraggers living in places like Texas. Anyway, they banded dildos and other sex toys a ways back and the Supreme Court has now twice refused to grant cert
The U.S. Supreme Court refused to question a Texas law that bars the sale of dildos and other “obscene devices,” turning away an appeal by a store clerk facing prosecution.
The justices made no comment in rejecting the appeal, which argued that the law violated a constitutional right to sexual privacy. The court last year turned down a similar challenge to an Alabama law.
Texas is one of a handful of states that ban sexual devices. Courts have upheld laws in Georgia, Mississippi, Alabama and Texas and struck down restrictions in Colorado, Kansas and Louisiana.
Texas bans the manufacture, sale, distribution and promotion of “devices including a dildo or artificial vagina, designed or marked as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.”
To me, this is an easy Interstate Commerce case (and thus states do not have the power to restrict). I do not know why the plaintiff did not follow this strategy, because if so the State would have to prove that a dildo is the equivalent of guns or drugs.
Whatever. I’m tired of religious fundamentalists taking my country back into the 13th century. Up next: burkhas for all you bitches.
He just likes underage boys. In other words, he’s a Republican.
A 16-year-old male congressional page concerned about the appropriateness of an e-mail exchange with a congressman alerted Capitol Hill staffers to the communication.
Congressman Mark Foley’s office says the e-mails were entirely appropriate and that their release is part of a smear campaign by his opponent.
In the series of e-mails, obtained by ABC News, between the page and Rep. Foley (R-FL), Foley asks the page how old he is, what he wants for his birthday and requests a photo of him.
Funny, but the style of writing that Foley is using to woo/stalk the 16 year old boy are highly reminiscent of Wrinkle Dick’s literary stylings.
Based on history and writing styles, I’m going to go on a limb and opine that Foley’s intentions with the underage boy(s) were just as aboveboard and platonic as Wrinkle Dick’s were with Ms. Grumpy. I wonder if anyone has ever seen Wrinkle Dick and Foley in the same room at the same time?
Update: ABC has evidence of explicit sexual statements Foley made via IM. ‘ware the IM logs!
Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL) just resigned from Congress, ABC reports. Apparently, in addition to his not-quite-gross-but-certainly-inappropriate emails revealed yesterday, ABC had obtained “excerpts of instant messages provided by former pages who said the congressman, under the AOL Instant Messenger screen name Maf54, made repeated references to sexual organs and acts.”
Update 2: Wrinkle Dick Foley resigns. Guess it was a live boy situation then. Also note, he was co-chairman of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus.
Update 3: it turns out that, much like the Catholic church, the GOP knew about Foley’s actions for almost a year.
From the WaPo:
The resignation rocked the Capitol, and especially Foley’s GOP colleagues, as lawmakers were rushing to adjourn for at least six weeks. House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) told The Washington Post last night that he had learned this spring of some “contact” between Foley and a 16-year-old page. Boehner said he told House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.), and that Hastert assured him “we’re taking care of it.”
It was not immediately clear what actions Hastert took. His spokesman had said earlier that the speaker did not know of the sexually charged e-mails between Foley and the boy.
Hastert and Pope Panzerfaust, like peas and carrots. Time to resign, Denny.
New message for ’06 midterms: vote GOP if you support homosexual teenage sex with 40+ year old men.
Update 4: from DU
Update 5: This just keeps getting better, in the “you’re busted, you pedophilic hypocrite” way. Here’s a section of the IM logs (Maf54 = Foley) (it formats long, so after the jump) Read more…
From the stories I never wanted to hear about files…
He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom “Saved by the Bell.” But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.
We can’t get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a “Dirty Sanchez.”
Other titles… One Night in Screech, Saved by the Ball, Head of the Ass, Screech the Hard Way, Screech My Name, Baby!…
Man gets home confinement for groping
A man accused of fondling home health care nurses while posing as a mentally retarded person who needed diapers changed has been sentenced to a year on home confinement.
That’s totally sick and wrong (when it’s nonconsenual). Unless you’re in Japan, in which case I think it’s considered standard courting procedure. You just have to make sure that the nurse isn’t some homicidal maniac who likes to put you in a bag and hack your extremities off. That would be bad. And yet, just desserts for the assaulter. Who totally looks like this guy:
In June 2006 we began receiving purported reproductions of a correspondence between a New York Yankees club official and former Yankees slugger Mickey Mantle. It consisted of a form letter (linked above) sent by the Yankees to a number of former players in
1972, requesting that each recipient — in anticipation of a 1973 oldtimers game that would mark the 50th anniversary of Yankee Stadium — indicate what he considered his “outstanding event” at that ballpark…
Here’s the letter. You really have to read it to fully appreciate it’s awesomeness.
And, no, I don’t care if it’s later determined to be apocryphal.[fn1] Also, I’m totally stealing his closing line when someone asks me a question to which I don’t know the answer.
[fn1] I think it’s apocryphal. The size of the story is too perfect and too perfectly sized, with too zinger-y of a punchline to be real. Still, good joke. If they’d have said Earl Weaver, I would have believed them.
