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Wingnut Pollgasm

October 28th, 2008 No comments

I SO hope right blogistan takes over the reconstruction of the GOP.

1) Who do you think is going to win the election?

A) John McCain: 53% (39)
B) Barack Obama: 47% (34)

2) Do you think Sarah Palin has been a plus or a minus to the ticket?

A) Minus: 9% (7)
B) Plus: 91% (68)

3) How do you feel about Sarah Palin as a candidate?

A) I really like her!: 80% (61)
B) She’s so-so.: 12% (9)
C) I’m not a big fan!: 8% (6)

4) The Republican Party did poorly in the 2006 election and even if McCain wins is on track to do poorly again in this year’s Congressional races. If you had to choose between these two options, do you think that’s because they were…

A) Too conservative: 9% (7)
B) Not conservative enough: 91% (67)

5) Do you believe the mainstream media’s coverage has been…

A) Relatively fair and even handed.: 0% (0)
B) Slightly biased in favor of Barack Obama.: 4% (3)
C) Slightly biased in favor of John McCain.: 0% (0)
D) Heavily biased in favor of Barack Obama.: 96% (72)
E) Heavily biased in favor of John McCain.: 0% (0)

6) Do you think Barack Obama is…

A) Honest (Yes or no?)

Yes: 11% (8)
No: 89% (66)

B) Patriotic (Yes or no?)

Yes: 24% (18)
No: 76% (57)

C) Qualified to be President (Yes or no?)

Yes: 12% (9)
No: 88% (66)

Guaranteed permanent Democrat majority!

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They Grow ‘em Corrupt up Alaska Way

October 27th, 2008 No comments

Stevens guilty on all 7 counts

U.S. Senator Ted Stevens was convicted of all seven felony charges of failing to report gifts from a company in his home state of Alaska, a possibly fatal blow to the career of the Senate’s longest-serving Republican.

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Senator Joe Biden is my Homeboy

October 27th, 2008 No comments

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Wasssup … 8 Years Later

October 26th, 2008 No comments

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That Wardrobe Budget was Necessary

October 24th, 2008 No comments

Seriously. Palin dresses like a blind Church o’ Christer. A blind, cold Church o’ Christer.

Palin Valley Trash

Unless you’re having an affair on your yacht with a model (and given that flag-draped picture and Palin’s known indiscretions, she might have been), there’s no way that look plays in the Halls of Power.

In all fairness, her outfits are totally appropriate for Alaska. That pink thing is probably Eskimo-wear, and the rest all look like typical mom/cold/outdoorsy stuff and completely unobjectionable.

But I thought that focusing on Satan’s outerwear would make for a nice change of pace.

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Prayer Warriors

October 23rd, 2008 No comments

So sez Caribou Barbie Palin

She also thanked her supporters — including Dobson, who said he and his wife were asking “for God’s intervention” on election day — for their prayers of support.

“It is that intercession that is so needed,” she said. “And so greatly appreciated. And I can feel it too, Dr. Dobson. I can feel the power of prayer, and that strength that is provided through our prayer warriors across this nation. And I so appreciate it.”

So… I’m guessing Sarracuda isn’t one of those Jesus-the-lamb types. We probably already knew that.

Given this and her $150,000 on campaign clothes, she’s a perfect fit for a televangelist. I see her taking over the 700 club and taking the place, not of Tammy Faye, but of Robertson. There’s another glass ceiling to shatter!

Note also:

In an interview posted online Wednesday, Sarah Palin told Dr. James Dobson of “Focus on the Family” that she is confident God will do “the right thing for America” on Nov. 4.

I’m looking forward to Palin and the Dobson brigade’s admission on Nov 5th, after Barack Obama has been elected, that God did “the right thing for America.”

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Welcome to Your Post-Racial America pt. 2

October 21st, 2008 No comments

Well I’m certainly proud to be a citizen of the same country as the shitbricks shown in this video.

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Welcome to Your Post-Racial America

October 21st, 2008 No comments

The Star of David on the head is a nice touch.

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Sedaris on Undecideds

October 21st, 2008 No comments

Nails ‘em!

To put them in perspective, I think of being on an airplane. The flight attendant comes down the aisle with her food cart and, eventually, parks it beside my seat. “Can I interest you in the chicken?” she asks. “Or would you prefer the platter of shit with bits of broken glass in it?”

To be undecided in this election is to pause for a moment and then ask how the chicken is cooked.

I’ve long thought that anyone undecided at this stage, particularly in this or the previous two elections, should lose their suffrage. They’ve abandoned their basic duties as citizens and/or are simply too stupid to breathe. That description is, of course, identical to that of your average GOP voter, only without all of the book burning. The focus on undecideds is silly – it’s a panderfest for people who eat paste.

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McCarthy has a new name

October 17th, 2008 No comments

and she is Michelle “I heart Bush big time” Bachmann

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Hey, it’s that busted racist again

October 16th, 2008 No comments

Remember him? He makes a cameo here among the rage filled hatemonkeys

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This pretty much sums up the debate

October 16th, 2008 No comments

and John McKKKain’s campaign

McCain at the Debate

I hope you didn’t have “Joe the Plumber” in the pool for your drinking game, my friends.

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Talk to your parents about John McCain

October 15th, 2008 No comments

Because apparently I’m on a young person kick

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Vote for McCain

October 15th, 2008 No comments

Because it makes hot 18-year olds drop the F-bomb

See more Hayden Panettiere videos at Funny or Die
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Philly Phantastic

October 11th, 2008 No comments

Caribou Barbie goes to Philly and, unsurprisingly, gets boo’d like she was a Marine recruiter at a Young Republicans convention

It looks like Palin was in full Operation Human Shield mode as well. Typical cowardly Republican.

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