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As Wu becomes one and one becomes Wu

August 14th, 2006 No comments

I’ve taken to what I like to call “Channelling the Wu” lately (and that phrase is tm, me, bitches, so if you steal it, give credit).

If you’ve ever watched Deadwood, you may have an idea what Channelling the Wu entails, but essentially it involves me saying “COCKSUCKA!” at a really loud volume in a chinglish accent in times of annoyance or stress.[fn1]

Good times. I encourage everyone to Channel the Wu. You’ll thank me when you do.

The Wu of Deadwood knows 3 words in english, “cocksucka!,” “swear-gen” (Al Swearengen), and “San Francisco.” You know, you can say a lot with those 3 words… or at least Wu can.

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Wax museums are weird

August 3rd, 2006 No comments

And by “weird” I mean “disturbing and creepy.” I can understand the development of the wax museums in the days before photography (cheaper than granite!), and I can see the artistry required to make them… but, still creeeepy.

Sure, sure, it’s probably the uncanny valley giving me the creeps, but what I really want to know is… who actually visits wax museums these days?

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Jigga wha?

July 25th, 2006 No comments

Suit against AT&T for wiretapping dismissed (not the EFF one which survived the motion to dismiss, the ACLU one)

Citing national security, a federal judge Tuesday threw out a lawsuit aimed at blocking AT&T Inc. from giving telephone records to the government for use in the war on terror.

The court is persuaded that requiring AT&T to confirm or deny whether it has disclosed large quantities of telephone records to the federal government could give adversaries of this country valuable insight into the government’s intelligence activities,” U.S. District Judge Matthew F. Kennelly said.

Excuse me? That’s the most moronic reasoning I’ve heard since Jeff Jacoby’s latest straw man fallacy. OK, that was only yesterday, but this reasoning is specious nonetheless.

It would harm national security to confirm or deny that private corporations are sharing their data with the government? Are you kidding me? Ignoring for the moment that of course they are, what possible insight could be gained that is not already publicly known or suspected?

Here’s a tip: the terrorists? Aren’t using public switched networks. Or if they are, they’re on untraceable prepaid cellular and VOIP lines. This AT&T wiretap is about spying on we average persons, and is both futile and ineffective.

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Slow news day

July 12th, 2006 No comments

I’m sure something will come along at some point worthy of commentary. Until that point, this is what I’ve got for you:

Mr. Bean

Update: I’ve found that I’ve started talking to myself, out loud, and chuckling at work today. Think: Cedric the Entertainer in Intolerable Cruelty. Imagine me sitting here going “oh, we’re gonna NAIL his ass! ahahah!” and you’d be pretty close to the truth. Insanity’s pretty cool. Y’all should try it.

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Well that was fun

July 6th, 2006 No comments

I can’t decide which was the better experience from my bus ride this morning, the old people talking for 30 minutes about their health problems, especially how you HAVE TO GET YO COLON CHECK! because GETTIN THE COLON CHECK IS VERY IMPORTANT! … or the drunk cracker who started berating this guy on crutches … because the guy was on crutches.

Man, I love the bus.

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Need a little breakee

June 29th, 2006 No comments

After that longass Hamdan v. Rumsfeld post… I don’t think I’ll be blogging for the rest of the day. Unless I do, in which case, you’re welcome.

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Sweet

June 29th, 2006 No comments

Bloglines seems to be working now, as grumpasaurus feeds just jumped massively. They appear to have simply excised all posts with the YouTube videos. From my site, anyway. Sites like corporate-casual are showing up just fine, they just don’t have the video in the feed. Me? They cut the whole post. Go figure.

Don’t know why Bloglines is having all this trouble since the other aggregators seem to be just fine with the object and embed tags.

Guess we’re getting what we pay for, eh?

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Buhbye, Bloglines

June 27th, 2006 No comments

Hellooooo Newsgator. Bloglines is having all sorts of problems and I’m missing out on bunches of people’s feeds (not just my own) because of some scripting error that’s not showing feeds as updated. After getting no help from their tech support, I’m leaving.

Newsgator it is. My feeds are showing up perfectly there. If you’re using a browser based reader, Newsgator is now Grumpy’s officially recommended one. Now I need to get those bitches to pay me for my rec. there is no official rec. Newsgator only stores the current feeds, so if, for example, a high traffic site posts 100 messages/day but only keeps 25 in the active feed and you only check once/day, you’re going to miss out on a boatload of posts. That sucks. The only way around it in Newsgator is to “view older posts” and then you’re in a horrible cumbersome mess. I’m talking about the web version here, of course. Their solution is to get you to use a local client… which defeats the whole purpose of using a web rss reader. Bloglines kicks their ass here.

Guess I’ll go back to looking… I’ll update when I’ve got an official rec, I guess.

Wow, exciting stuff, I know.

Update: they all suck in certain ways. If Bloglines actually worked, it would be the best. It doesn’t though, so it isn’t. Pluck’s too awkward, Newsgator doesn’t store more than the default server # of feeds, rojo’s too ungainly, and all the rest are all deficient in even greater ways. Blech. F U, technology!

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Butternut, is that you?

June 26th, 2006 No comments

Police Use Taser On Man Walking Naked On Golf Course

Tampa authorities used a Taser stun gun on a man who they say walked naked through a golf course, resisted officers and spit on a paramedic over the weekend.

Maybe you have a twin brother? Must’ve been cold out there on the course. In Florida.

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Anyone using bloglines?

June 25th, 2006 No comments

For some reason, I can’t get any of my feeds on any of my sites to show up as new in their interface. So whenever I post (or anyone posts, or anyone comments), I have no idea unless I go to the site. Not a big deal, since they’re my sites but it will hamper other people’s usage. Occasionally ThatOtherSiteThatShallNotBeNamed updates, but Grumpasaurus… never.

So, is anyone using bloglines, and if so are you getting notifications of new posts?

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Things I “discovered” last night

June 23rd, 2006 No comments

Acid reflux that bypasses the throat and mouth and goes straight to the sinuses and nose? Totally freakin hurts.

The hard part was trying to figure out how to get the baking soda up my nose to counteract the acid. Just when you need a funnel at 4 am, they all up and disappear. Bitches.

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Warrentless wiretapping… inet snooping… now bank records

June 22nd, 2006 No comments

Turns out, not only was the Bush administration illegally wiretapping citizens without a subpoena, not only are they tracking all internet traffic, but they are also receiving bank transaction information without a subpoena.

Under a secret Bush administration program initiated weeks after the Sept. 11 attacks, counterterrorism officials have gained access to financial records from a vast international database and examined banking transactions involving thousands of Americans and others in the United States, according to government and industry officials.

Data provided by the program helped identify Uzair Paracha, a Brooklyn man who was convicted on terrorism-related charges in 2005, officials said.

The program is limited, government officials say, to tracing transactions of people suspected of having ties to Al Qaeda by reviewing records from the nerve center of the global banking industry, a Belgian cooperative that routes about $6 trillion daily between banks, brokerages, stock exchanges and other institutions. The records mostly involve wire transfers and other methods of moving money overseas and into and out of the United States. Most routine financial transactions confined to this country are not in the database.

Given that these are the same jackasses that linked Saddam, Jose Padilla, Keanu Reeves, the deceased Hume Cronin, and the imaginary Bob Terwilliger to al Qaeda, does anyone actually believe this operation is limited in scope at all? The same guys who take pleasure in ratfucking anyone who disagrees with them, the same organizations that put yours truly on the no-fly list (jigga wha?)… yeah, I’m sure it’s a very limited program.

The program, however, is a significant departure from typical practice in how the government acquires Americans’ financial records. Treasury officials did not seek individual court-approved warrants or subpoenas to examine specific transactions, instead relying on broad administrative subpoenas for millions of records from the cooperative, known as Swift.

That these are ongoing without subpoenas just goes to (further) show the disregard these authoritarians have for the Rule of Law. If there’s a consensual sexual relationship involved and they’re out of power, then they’re all for the Rule of Law, but when they’re in power and the issue effects our civil liberties… who needs it?

Simply put, the State cannot demonstrate probable cause for a warrant when they are asking for millions of records. Without a specific, and narrowly-defined, goal no judge should approve this request. Which no judge did, it turns out, because they used administrative subpoenas. Secret administrative subpoenas that were not reviewed by either judge nor grand jury.

If there is a valid reason to look at business records, then the government should have no problem obtaining a warrant. A public, even FISA, warrant. Their refusal to try or inability to obtain them says a lot about the program. That the government asks for and expects this information without a subpoena is horrible. That a corporation (Belgian or otherwise) would give them up without requiring a subpoena is tragic. Compare this to librarians nationwide who have been sticking to the Rule of Law and requiring a court order to reveal private information (and, of course, being attacked for it, of course). Librarians are now the front line defenders of our civil liberties. Amazing, isn’t it?

The one conviction that has come from any of this, and one the article refers to repeatedly is of Uzair Paracha. The same Paracha who was tortured with food and sleep deprivation. The same Paracha who has repeatedly said he issued a false confession under duress. The same Paracha who was denied the ability to call witnesses to the stand in his defense because the government would not let them out of Guantanimo. The same Paracha whose father is being held without charges in Guantanimo because the government says he was laundering money.

The American citizen Uzair Paracha.

That is the result of our current cruel, arbitrary, cruel, and lawless government. Doesn’t it just make you feel proud?

Money quote:

Current and former U.S. officials say the effort has only been marginally successful against al-Qaida, which long ago began transferring money through other means, including the highly informal banking system common in Islamic countries.

There’s an old saying about how you can tell more about a person by how they treat people when they’re on the way up. I think we can all agree that the current administration deserves every bad thing that happens to them for the rest of their lives.

Bonus points for making analysts worried that this disclosure may undermine the integrity of SWIFT, and thus severely impacting the financial markets. Nice job, GOoPers!

Double extra bonus points for the administration trying to can the story before it went to print. “National security” my ass.

Update: SWIFT’s feeble CYA press release

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Hello, puny humans!

June 16th, 2006 No comments

Bow before me, for I am Grumpasaurus!

Soon, mortals, I shall be stomping your puny little minds into a meatloaf-like feast for me and my adoring minions soon. But mainly for me. And more oatmeal-y than meatloaf-esque at that. With some brown sugar and a bit of butter. And definitely, absolutely, no raisins. There are no raisins in meatloaf!

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