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An Overrripe Mellon

January 5th, 2008 No comments

Yet another story of hypocrisy, addition, sexual peccadilloes, and abhorrent behavior by the slimiest of the slimy slimesters that have so degraded our nation.

Richard Mellon Scaife, billionaire bankroller of conservative crusades, spent heavily to expose Bill Clinton’s “Troopergate” misbehavior. Now Scaife’s divorce from his second wife, Ritchie, is providing another unsavory saga—adultery! addiction! assault! dognapping!?!—as both parties let loose

Hahahahaaaaa… definitely the best schadenfreude moment o’ the year.

In December of 2005, the private detective proved Ritchie’s fears to have been well founded: he took pictures showing the reclusive 75-year-old billionaire with a woman named Tammy Vasco, a tall, blonde 43-year-old whose criminal history includes two arrests for prostitution. The pair was photographed at Doug’s Motel, a roadside establishment near Pittsburgh, where rooms rent for $49 a night, or $31 for three hours.

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Dodd wins! Dodd wins! Dodd wins!

December 17th, 2007 No comments

along with the Bill of Rights

Harry Reid just pulled the telecom bill

This is like the 1980 winter Olympics all over again.
Victory!

Side note: the bill will back in 2008. Stay sharp, people.

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Feel the Doddmania

December 16th, 2007 No comments

Chris Dodd is going to filibuster the pro-authoritarian “fixed” FISA bill tomorrow. The site has links to how you can offer your support (things he can read, how to contact your congresscritters). AFAIK only Kennedy and Feingold have his back so far. Encourage your senator to help out.

Thank you for standing up for the Bill of Rights, Chris.

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Rat, meet sinking ship

August 13th, 2007 No comments

Sinking ship, rat

Karl Rove, President Bush’s close friend and chief political strategist, announced Monday he will leave the White House at the end of August

That’s ratfucker to you, bub

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I’m sure he’s toasty and warm now

May 15th, 2007 No comments

Falwell dies at age 73

The Rev. Jerry Falwell has died, a Liberty University executive said Tuesday. He was 73.

Earlier, the executive said Falwell was hospitalized in “gravely serious” condition after being found unconscious in his office.

Toodles, fucker. It may have happened 73 years too late, but at least it finally happened. He was a monster. A vile, evil, ignorant little turd of a “man.” The world is better off without him.

More content, less vitriol: Carpetbagger

Update: coming as no surprise, McCain is the first to offer his pandering to a new christianist nutjob condolences

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Libby is Guilty as Charged

March 6th, 2007 No comments

Ahhh… the rule of law

In the biggest news story of the year so far out of Washington, I Lewis “Scooter” Libby, a former top aide to Vice President Dick Cheney, has just been convicted by a jury for lying about his role in the public outing of a covert CIA officer whose husband, a former diplomat, had strongly challenged the Bush administration’s case for going to war against Iraq.

Now, given the testimony and what we know, it is obviously time to impeach Cheney. Granted, he and Bush should have been impeached long ago, but we have even stronger evidence of his felonious activities now.

Impeach Cheney before that blood clot finally kills the evil bastard.

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My state rocks

February 15th, 2007 No comments

Washington State Has Introduced Impeachment Resolution

Washington State is one of several states racing to see which will be first to send the U.S. House of Representatives a petition to impeach Bush and Cheney.

State Senator Eric Oemig, on February 14, 2007, introduced a resolution (PDF) calling on the Washington State Legislature to petition the U.S. House. Please thank him: oemig.eric@leg.wa.gov

(NM and VT are also in on the action)

Impeachment is more than warranted, it’s a necessity if our nation is to survive.

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Blind squirrel, meet nut

January 24th, 2007 No comments

An actual, honest to goodness, straight talk from a pol. A Republican no less:

Credit where credit is due. Bravo, sir.

(I’m at a conference all week, hence the light posting)

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Speak of the devil…

January 12th, 2007 No comments

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Quite possibly the best Sadly, No! ever

January 8th, 2007 No comments

Ann-a fanna Falthouse edition.

I’ve commented on the worthlessness of Althouse before. In case you don’t know who I’m talking about, Altmouse shows you everything you need to know.

Seriously, though. Listen to Brad. Play that song in the background as you read the story (and the comments). Good times, good times.

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Lesson to the ignorant

December 28th, 2006 No comments

If you know nothing about the dark and nefarious deeds you are trying to hire someone else to do, don’t put anything in writing… like the communications director for Denny Rehberg (R-MT) did as he tried to hire some hackers to break into his university’s computer system to modify his grades.

Read all the way to the end of the thread. The Attrition guys get Shriber but good.

I’d make a larger point about the GOP, cheating, and their belief that money and no morals can get you anything your abilities and effort couldn’t… but after the last 6 years, do you really need another object lesson?

Also note: this has made the news and the dude has been fired. I hope some DA decides to go for conspiracy as well. Definitely some mens rea there.

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Interested in some roleplay?

December 27th, 2006 No comments

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Toodle-oo to the Koo Koo Ca Choo

December 4th, 2006 No comments

UN-hating UN ambassador slash incompetent nincompoop slash singlehanded destroyer of the North Korean negotiations slash ridiculous moustache affectation wearing buffoon slash administration official who grants exclusive interviews to D-list insane groupie bloggers John Bolton resigns.

John Bolton decides to eat some mackarel

I’d start the LGF-spawned PamAtlas/BoltonGroupie71 suicide watch, but it appears others are already hot on this particular trail.

Goodbye, John. You will not be missed. At all.

Update: call the ShruggyTears hotline, quick! Also bigoted self hater Magalangalong. And the stoptheACLU cheetos-stained humanoid. Good times, good times.

Normally, the Busheviks bury news like this on a Friday. Bush’s temper tantrum/throwing Rove under the bus is already paying dividends.

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Brady

December 2nd, 2006 No comments

I’m not a football fan by any means, but this is funny. It also made me reconsider my sexual orientation.

I wish I knew how to quit you, Brady.

I’m a tight end
but I hope one day
to be your wide receiver
how I long for you to hit meeeee
in the slot

Genius!

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The janitors win!

November 23rd, 2006 No comments

As an update to a previous post, the Houston janitors who were striking for better pay and benefits and who were attacked by the police… won!

City-wide union contract will more than double income for more than 5,300 janitors and families, latest victory in national fight for good jobs with health care

And that makes this a very good Thanksgiving for us all. Happy T-day, everyone!

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