Shockingly, this is not – repeat NOT – a parody piece. live.wsj.com/video/opinion-… Where are the black helicopters when you need them?
How many books are in the G W Bush library anyway? If more than 0, is one of them My Pet Goat? #worstpresidentever
If Cheney were still president, the cruise missiles would already be on their way to Nigeria. #boston
You know who thinks a Facebook phone is a good idea? Facebook execs and their ad sales teams. #thingshumansdontwant
NooOOoOoOoO Google. Say it ain’t so! googlereader.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/poweri… My insatiable info addiction must be met! FML, now I gotta find a new reader.
If preparing to move teaches you one thing, it’s that you have too much salad dressing in your fridge.
If you can’t swim, are scared of heights, or can’t drive stick, you have no business being on the @AmazingRace_CBS
More from my “now there’s your problem right there” series. Ideal v actual income distribution in the US youtube.com/watch?v=QPKKQn…
Zero Dark Thirty: 30 min of goodness surrounded by 2hrs of bad pacing, writing, directing, and acting. Deserves no awards. 2/5 #moviereviews
A literal Prisoner’s Dilemma scenario! Fascinating bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…
I’m of the age now that when people refer to “the turn of the century”, I wonder “which one?” #iamold
Why is no one discussing how emaciated Emma Stone is looking these days? It’s like she called Karen Carpenter for diet tips.
2 teenage checkout girls at grocery were talking about how big their melons were yesterday and I. SAID. NOTHING. I think I deserve a medal.