1) Started at the Alamo? The tea baggers are protesting independence from Santa Anna’s Mexico? The Rio Grande flows into Boston Harbor where the tea floats and … WOLVERIIIIINES!!!!!
I can get behind the idea that they are doomed idiots who choose to hole themselves up in an indefensible location despite orders directly to the contrary. I mean, that much is just obvious.
2) Glenn Beck is one whiny little bitch. And his music sucks.
3) I believe “listening to the people” is exactly what doing what you were elected to do entails.
4) Shorter: I’M DUMB AS HELL AND I’M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!
5) Mixed metaphor warning: Dont tread on one if by land two if by me the Alamo sea.
And, finally, I’m starting a 9/13 movement.
In my pants.