I’m just wondering how long it will take before right blogistan uses the hostage situation at one of Clinton’s NH election offices to argue that she is weak on terror/ terra/ GWOT/ islamofascistbrownpeoplejihadism.

I’m going to go with … 10 minutes ago.

Update: The always-reliable drunk blogger / waste of space / embarrassment to the profession of law, teaching, and general concept of humanity goes with route number two - look at what a cold, calculating, fake bitch Hillary is.

It is better to let people think you’re a cocksmoking douchebag than to remove all doubt.

NBC late night host Carson Daly, who today announced that he is returning to the air in the face of the ongoing writers strike, wants his friends and family to help with his scab efforts. In an e-mail, Daly asked a small group of contacts to call in “suggested jokes” to a telephone hotline, noting that he would “play some, most, or all of your jokes on the air.”

I hope you’re enjoying your last few moments on a worthless show with crap ratings, scab.