Reason #4313 why the Dems deserve to lose
Because they’re a bunch of wussies.
OK, let’s go to instant replay: Asked to comment on the political sewer that is the Republican Congress, the Democratic candidate starts babbling about giving away taxpayer dollars to finance the kind of sleazy shit we’re all seeing on the tube these days — in Wyoming! The Libertarian candidate, on the other hand, deftly plants the Abramoff shiv directly between the GOP candidate’s bony shoulders, causing her to go completely ballistic and threaten to slap a person in a wheelchair.
How do you not hammer the Abramoff-Delay-Iraq-Katrina-Foley mantra into every GOoPers head until they’re as retarded as Paris Hilton? It’s inconceivable to me that the streets aren’t filled already with the bodies of GOP candidates gutted by the A-D-I-K-F reaper.
C’mon, Dems. Fight!
