Wingnuttia – Talk About Private Sexuality? Us? Never!
As promised, and mentioned today, I ventured forth into the fever swamps of fascism and have emerged relatively unscathed (the sides of my boat did get grimy with the outstretched hands of CEOs floating in the river. We’ll be OK, but the golden handcuffs will never survive that beating).
The outrage du jour in right blogistan today is the reporting of conservative Senator Larry Craig’s alleged anonymous trysts with men.
You see, it is utterly outrageous that someone’s private life is invaded, mutilated, and did I mention invaded? by ne’er do well liberals with evil intentions. Why, it’s shocking and disturbing that some lowlife would troll through the sexual refuse of a politician and then use that information in a public manner! That’s just inconceivable! This is a perfect example of how debased the lefties are these days. Their minority and lack of control of all three branches of government must be stopped before they kill us all!
To which I reply: The Clenis
In particular, don’t miss Doughy Pantload’s oh-so-concerned take on the issue. DPL, and more specifically his mother, owes their entire careers to the pursuit and reportage of “distinguishing marks” on the Clenis.
Greenwald, as is his wont, has many more words (better written ones at that) on the subject, but he’s not a wingnut so you can take off your biohazard suit before heading over.
