Only if “chess” is short for “towel snapping”
Here was Mr. Snow on working in the White House: “The most exciting, intellectually aerobic job I’m ever going to have.” On the nature of the American soul after the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11: “There is an ember of greatness burning in every heart.” On the intellectual acumen of his boss: “He reminds me of one of those guys at the gym who plays about 40 chessboards at once.”
I don’t know what gym Tony Snow goes to, but … they play chess there? Are they those waist-height ones? Remember, kids, lift with the legs, not the back! Not like this geek here:

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