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Foley gets more and more like Wrinkle Dick every day. From his literary stylings to the inanity of commentary to the predatory nature of his cruising to mendacity to the wildly inappropriate age difference between him and his targets o’ lust. Check out the playa’s flow as he engages in some cybersex with teenagers during the middle of a House floor vote.

Maf54: I miss you
Teen: ya me too
Maf54: we are still voting
Maf54: you miss me too

The exchange continues in which Foley and the teen both appear to describe having sexual orgasms.

Maf54: ok..i better go vote..did you know you would have this effect on me
Teen: lol I guessed
Teen: ya go vote…I don’t want to keep you from doing our job
Maf54: can I have a good kiss goodnight
Teen: :-*
Teen: <kiss>

No, wait, it gets better.

And by “better,” I mean “revolting.”

Teen: are you going to be in town over the veterans day weekend
Maf54: I may be now that your coming
Maf54: who you coming to visit
Teen: haha good stuff
Teen: umm no one really

Maf54: we will be adjourned ny then
Teen: oh good
Maf54: by
Maf54: then we can have a few drinks
Maf54: lol
Teen: yes yes
Maf54: your not old enough to drink
Teen: shhh…
Maf54: ok
Teen: that’s not what my ID says
Teen: lol
Maf54: ok
Teen: I probably shouldn’t be telling you that huh
Maf54: we may need to drink at my house so we don’t get busted

Remember, these are 16 year old kids who are trying to learn how our American government operates. I don’t think this is what they or their parents really had in mind.

Vote Republican: We’ll either kill your kids or boink ‘em before they’re ripe. Bush! Bush! Bush!

Update: other bumper stickers…
Vote GOP: We like Green Apples!
Vote GOP: WWJD? Jesus would fuck your kids! Or send them off to die in the desert if they’re too old!