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Dementia is fun!

September 22nd, 2006

This morning as I was hitting the snooze button and trying to get Ms. Grumpy up to take her monthly sprint through the car wash shower, I started saying the most random things ever. Things that made total sense to me at the time, were completely logical, and things upon which all reasonable persons could agree.

For example:

An alarm clock rings in the background. It is squelched with a slap.

GRUMPY
Your brights are on.

MS. GRUMPY
What?

GRUMPY
Your brights are on.

MS. GRUMPY
What?

GRUMPY
Your. BRIGHTS. are. ON.

(both: zzzZzZzzz)

In my head I had a picture of this little icon in the top left corner of my vision. And the icon was lit up with a white (slight bluish tint), rectangular with rounded edges. The background of the icon was the solid white, the icon for “brights” was a single thick line pointing from NW to SE (icon box-relative), kind of like a compass needle. It was lit up, which meant her brights were on… which was important to know, because she needed that information in order to get into the shower.

See, awesome, huh! I hope when I do go insane it’s just as whimsical and interesting. Perhaps less functional and maybe with some more colors, please.

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