Archive

Archive for September, 2006

The Betrayal of Our Military by the Bush Administration

September 30th, 2006 No comments

The Republicans in Congress — and the White House — should be hounded from office for how they have betrayed the military. From Rumsfeld to Cheney to Rice to Bush, we have seen the arrogant abuse of power — to the detriment of the men and women in our armed services. We have seen career military brass hounded out of the service or forced into silence, because they dared to know more than the cardboard cutouts with no combat experience who are running the Bush Administration and Congress.

USA: Maj. General John Batiste’s testimony before Sen. Democratic Policy Committee

I challenge the American people to get informed and speak out. Remember that the Congress represents and works for the people. Congressional oversight committees have been strangely silent for too long, and our elected officials must step up to their responsibilities or be replaced. This is not about partisan politics, but rather what is good for our country. Our November elections are crucial. Every American needs to understand the issues and cast his or her vote. I believe that one needs to vote for the candidate who understands the issues and who has the moral courage to do the harder right rather than the easier wrong. I for one will continue to speak out until there is accountability, until the American people establish momentum, and until our Congressional oversight committees kick into action. Victory in Iraq is fundamental and we cannot move forward until accountability is achieved.

Thank you.

We’ve given you the tools to fight the War On Terror Mr. President but you’re not using them!

::

He’s neither a pedophile nor gay!

September 30th, 2006 No comments

He just likes underage boys. In other words, he’s a Republican.

A 16-year-old male congressional page concerned about the appropriateness of an e-mail exchange with a congressman alerted Capitol Hill staffers to the communication.

Congressman Mark Foley’s office says the e-mails were entirely appropriate and that their release is part of a smear campaign by his opponent.

In the series of e-mails, obtained by ABC News, between the page and Rep. Foley (R-FL), Foley asks the page how old he is, what he wants for his birthday and requests a photo of him.

Funny, but the style of writing that Foley is using to woo/stalk the 16 year old boy are highly reminiscent of Wrinkle Dick’s literary stylings.

Foley's emails to pages

Based on history and writing styles, I’m going to go on a limb and opine that Foley’s intentions with the underage boy(s) were just as aboveboard and platonic as Wrinkle Dick’s were with Ms. Grumpy. I wonder if anyone has ever seen Wrinkle Dick and Foley in the same room at the same time?

Update: ABC has evidence of explicit sexual statements Foley made via IM. ‘ware the IM logs!

Rep. Mark Foley (R-FL) just resigned from Congress, ABC reports. Apparently, in addition to his not-quite-gross-but-certainly-inappropriate emails revealed yesterday, ABC had obtained “excerpts of instant messages provided by former pages who said the congressman, under the AOL Instant Messenger screen name Maf54, made repeated references to sexual organs and acts.”

Update 2: Wrinkle Dick Foley resigns. Guess it was a live boy situation then. Also note, he was co-chairman of the Missing and Exploited Children Caucus.

Update 3: it turns out that, much like the Catholic church, the GOP knew about Foley’s actions for almost a year.

From the WaPo:

The resignation rocked the Capitol, and especially Foley’s GOP colleagues, as lawmakers were rushing to adjourn for at least six weeks. House Majority Leader John Boehner (R-Ohio) told The Washington Post last night that he had learned this spring of some “contact” between Foley and a 16-year-old page. Boehner said he told House Speaker J. Dennis Hastert (R-Ill.), and that Hastert assured him “we’re taking care of it.”

It was not immediately clear what actions Hastert took. His spokesman had said earlier that the speaker did not know of the sexually charged e-mails between Foley and the boy.

Hastert and Pope Panzerfaust, like peas and carrots. Time to resign, Denny.

New message for ’06 midterms: vote GOP if you support homosexual teenage sex with 40+ year old men.

Update 4: from DU
Registered Republican

Update 5: This just keeps getting better, in the “you’re busted, you pedophilic hypocrite” way. Here’s a section of the IM logs (Maf54 = Foley) (it formats long, so after the jump) Read more…

Categories: Corrupt, Evil, Hypocrisy, Law, News, Politics, Sex Tags:

Humor Friday: News from the Future

September 29th, 2006 No comments

19 Year Old Diebold Technician Wins U.S. Presidency

In a dramatic development that has come as a surprise to pundits and the public alike, a youthful technician with Diebold, Inc. has emerged as the unlikely winner of the 2008 U.S. Presidential election. The president-elect, 19 year old Billy Pustule of Green, Ohio, reached via SMS at the garage apartment by his mother’s house in which he currently resides, said he was “real psyched about being the president” and “had big plans for the inauguration party”.

Categories: Humor Tags:

Diplunacy

September 29th, 2006 No comments

Bush is trying to make nice nice with Kazakhstan.

President George W. Bush praised Kazakhstan as a “free nation” while meeting on Friday with its leader Nursultan Nazarbayev, despite criticism by human rights groups of the Kazakh government’s autocratic ways.

Everyone knows that if you want to get shit done in Kazakhstan, you don’t meet with Nazarbayev! You meet with Borat!

Borat

Condi must have been skipping her homework again. Condi, Condi, Condi… so incompetent. Nice shoes, though.

Categories: News Tags:

A dog whistle for the fundies

September 29th, 2006 No comments

Yesterday Bush repeated the ‘comma’ remark

We’re going to help the Iraqi people. Remember, 12 million of them voted in elections last December. That probably seems like a decade ago to you, but when the history is finally written, it will be just a comma. Twelve million people stood up in the face of assassins and car bombers and said, we want to be free.

As has been pointed out (and is again pointed out in the linked article), the “comma” wording is code language for the fundies. Bush’s repetition of the phrase is all the proof that we need to know that it is intentional.

Categories: Eye Rollers, Grr, Idiots, Religion, War Tags:

Grieving

September 29th, 2006 No comments

Anna Nicole Smith Weds Howard K. Stern

Anna Nicole Smith married her long-time attorney and close confidante, Howard K. Stern, Thursday just shortly before 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas, a source tells Star. The wedding occurred only 18 days after the death of Anna’s son Daniel, 20 [and birth of new child - Grumpy] from an accidental drug overdose in her Nassau hospital room on September 10.

Anna… I’m not trying to tell you what to do or anything, but I was thinking… now may not exactly be the best time to be making big life decisions.

Categories: Bad Ideas, Pop Culture Tags:

How can I get me some of that action?

September 29th, 2006 No comments

Sure the news is more than a month old, but Sony paid Ken “Black Hawk Down (sucked!)” Nolan $3 million for a scriptment.

Sony Pictures will pay “Black Hawk Down”"Black Hawk Down” screenwriter Ken Nolan $3 million for his 75-page “script-ment” (less than a script but more than a treatment) of Whitley Strieber’s as-yet-unpublished alien sci-fi novel “The Grays,” marking one of the studio’s largest payments for a treatment.

$3 million for 30-40 pages. Nice work if you can get it.

Categories: Movies, Pop Culture, Screenplay Tags:

Have I mentioned Iran lately?

September 28th, 2006 1 comment

or how the crazy fuckers in the GOP are going to attack with or without approval? I have? Oh. Because they are. And they’re totally a bunch of crazy fuckers.

House approves Iran Freedom Support Act

The House voted Thursday to impose mandatory sanctions on entities that provide goods or services for Iran’s weapons programs. The vote came as U.S diplomats continued to press the U.N. Security Council to penalize Tehran if it fails to end its uranium enrichment program.

House sponsors of the Iran Freedom Support Act said they had hoped for Senate action as early as Thursday night, sending it to President Bush for his signature. But they said there was resistance from Senate Democrats to passing it without a debate.

The bill, passed by a voice vote, sanctions any entity that contributes to Iran’s ability to acquire chemical, biological or nuclear weapons. The president has the authority to waive those sanctions, but only when he can show that it is in the vital national interest.

Reading the article, my question is – if these are codifying the sanctions in place for the last 27 years… why now? Why voice vote only? What possible reason could you have for creating a false urgency for a situation that will be at least 10 years in the making?

This totally doesn’t remind me of the runup to Iraq. At all. For one, they’re not releasing bullshit “intelligence” leaks of the DANGER we are in. Where are the anthrax-spraying drones/barnstormers?

Shit, if we’re going to nuke a country without pretext, causus belli, a declaration of war, or any rational justification, at least give me a fucking show.

Categories: Crazy, Evil, HFS, Idiots, War Tags:

But Then It Was Too Late

September 28th, 2006 3 comments

I’m prooving Godwin’s law here as I go from zero to Nazi in one step, but this piece was too powerful to pass up. You see, the frogs in boiling water strategery is a proven winner in recent history, just ask the Germans from the 1930s.

“What no one seemed to notice,” said a colleague of mine, a philologist, “was the ever widening gap, after 1933, between the government and the people. Just think how very wide this gap was to begin with, here in Germany. And it became always wider. You know, it doesn’t make people close to their government to be told that this is a people’s government, a true democracy, or to be enrolled in civilian defense, or even to vote. All this has little, really nothing, to do with knowing one is governing.

What happened here was the gradual habituation of the people, little by little, to being governed by surprise; to receiving decisions deliberated in secret; to believing that the situation was so complicated that the government had to act on information which the people could not understand, or so dangerous that, even if the people could not understand it, it could not be released because of national security. And their sense of identification with Hitler, their trust in him, made it easier to widen this gap and reassured those who would otherwise have worried about it.

“This separation of government from people, this widening of the gap, took place so gradually and so insensibly, each step disguised (perhaps not even intentionally) as a temporary emergency measure or associated with true patriotic allegiance or with real social purposes. And all the crises and reforms (real reforms, too) so occupied the people that they did not see the slow motion underneath, of the whole process of government growing remoter and remoter.

“You will understand me when I say that my Middle High German was my life. It was all I cared about. I was a scholar, a specialist. Then, suddenly, I was plunged into all the new activity, as the university was drawn into the new situation; meetings, conferences, interviews, ceremonies, and, above all, papers to be filled out, reports, bibliographies, lists, questionnaires. And on top of that were the demands in the community, the things in which one had to, was ‘expected to’ participate that had not been there or had not been important before. It was all rigmarole, of course, but it consumed all one’s energies, coming on top of the work one really wanted to do. You can see how easy it was, then, not to think about fundamental things. One had no time.”

“Those,” I said, “are the words of my friend the baker. ‘One had no time to think. There was so much going on.’”

“Your friend the baker was right,” said my colleague. “The dictatorship, and the whole process of its coming into being, was above all diverting. It provided an excuse not to think for people who did not want to think anyway. I do not speak of your ‘little men,’ your baker and so on; I speak of my colleagues and myself, learned men, mind you. Most of us did not want to think about fundamental things and never had. There was no need to. Nazism gave us some dreadful, fundamental things to think about—we were decent people—and kept us so busy with continuous changes and ‘crises’ and so fascinated, yes, fascinated, by the machinations of the ‘national enemies,’ without and within, that we had no time to think about these dreadful things that were growing, little by little, all around us. Unconsciously, I suppose, we were grateful. Who wants to think?

To live in this process is absolutely not to be able to notice it—please try to believe me—unless one has a much greater degree of political awareness, acuity, than most of us had ever had occasion to develop. Each step was so small, so inconsequential, so well explained or, on occasion, ‘regretted,’ that, unless one were detached from the whole process from the beginning, unless one understood what the whole thing was in principle, what all these ‘little measures’ that no ‘patriotic German’ could resent must some day lead to, one no more saw it developing from day to day than a farmer in his field sees the corn growing. One day it is over his head.

I rail here often about the ignorance and lassitude of the sheeple – and rightly so – but I’ve always known it’s likely a losing battle. Our country is not exceptional in temperment, abilities, philosophy, or even experience. That the current administration has so effectively pursued the strategies that the National Socialists used in Germany to obtain absolute fascist power is surprising only to the extent that it worked.

We, the People, were supposed to be the safeguards against such atrocities. We, the People, had a framework to help us stay strong in the midst of powermad autocrats. We, the People, have failed in our essential duties to one another.

And for that, we should all be ashamed.

Categories: America, Freedom, Grr, History Tags:

Obviously we have to nuke them now

September 28th, 2006 No comments

China Attempted To Blind U.S. Satellites With Laser

China has fired high-power lasers at U.S. spy satellites flying over its territory in what experts see as a test of Chinese ability to blind the spacecraft, according to sources.

It remains unclear how many times the ground-based laser was tested against U.S. spacecraft or whether it was successful.

But the combination of China’s efforts and advances in Russian satellite jamming capabilities illustrate vulnerabilities to the U.S. space network are at the core of U.S. Air Force plans to develop new space architectures and highly classified systems, according to sources.

INT. COFFIN.

Cheney is lying in his coffin/bed/office staring angrily at the Faux news television report of a laser and flying ninja hamster attacks on our satellites by the People’s Republic of China. A bit of saliva drops from Cheney’s open mouth and SIZZLES as it burns a hole in the red satin flooring. Spittle from his mouth burns holes in the walls as he becomes increasingly enraged.

DICK CHENEY

Fucking chinks. Who the fuck do they think they are? How dare they?! How dare they? Fuck me, yellow man? No. Fuck you!

EXT. GOLF COURSE MESQUITE RANCH. DAY.

Bush is gazing off into the distance, sun lighting his face. One hand holds a secure phone with a sticker of Rambo on it.  The red secure phone RINGS.

GEORGE W. BUSH

yyyyyello! President-o supremo here.

DICK CHENEY (O.C., filtered)

Enough fucking around with these jacknapes. We must nuke them! Now! Launch! Launch! Launch!

GEORGE W. BUSH

The what?

DICK CHENEY (O.C., filtered)

Jack. Napes.

GEORGE W. BUSH

Them rabbits with the horns?

DICK CHENEY (O.C., filtered)

No, you- … your eminence. The Chinese. They’re attacking our satellites! With lasers! and Hamsters!

GEORGE W. BUSH

Hamsters! Just can’t trust them orientals, can you? ‘specially if you’re a fat dog. Heh heh heh. OK, Dick. Let’s show those slopes how Americans deal with aggression. Dead or alive! Heh heh heh.

DICK CHENEY (O.C., filtered)

You have made the correct choice, Mr. … President.

Bush hangs up and presses BIG RED BUTTON next to phone. CLICK. RUMBLE. Screen shakes. WHOOSH.

GEORGE W. BUSH

Now watch this drive.

(you’ll have to excuse the formatting, I’m working on a way to get screenplay formatting to merge well with WP. And for those that don’t know, or those that are about to shell out hundreds of bucks on screenwriting software, Celtx is both Open Source (free as in speech) and free (as in costs-no-money); using much of the Mozilla code (including the new calendar/Sunbird stuff). It does export some ugly HTML, though, so you’ll want to be careful before copy-pasting that shizzle into your blog. PRE tags with the text output is the quickest way, but not the prettiest.)

Categories: Misc, Open Source, Screenplay, Technology, War Tags:

Where’s Guttenberg when you need him?

September 28th, 2006 No comments

Heralded Iraq Police Academy a ‘Disaster’

A $75 million project to build the largest police academy in Iraq has been so grossly mismanaged that the campus now poses health risks to recruits and might need to be partially demolished, U.S. investigators have found.

The Baghdad Police College, hailed as crucial to U.S. efforts to prepare Iraqis to take control of the country’s security, was so poorly constructed that feces and urine rained from the ceilings in student barracks. Floors heaved inches off the ground and cracked apart. Water dripped so profusely in one room that it was dubbed “the rain forest.”

“This is the most essential civil security project in the country — and it’s a failure,” said Stuart W. Bowen Jr., the special inspector general for Iraq reconstruction, an independent office created by Congress. “The Baghdad police academy is a disaster.”

police academy iraq

Categories: Corrupt, Embarrassing, Eye Rollers, Idiots, Money, War Tags:

Article I, Section 9, Clause 2

September 28th, 2006 No comments

From one of the greatest documents in history

The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus shall not be suspended, unless when in Cases of Rebellion or Invasion the public Safety may require it.

The US Mengele Act is a clear violation of the Constitution and not within the dictator or Congress’ power to impose absent following the Constitutional amendment procedures.

Funny, I don’t see that happening. I also don’t see a single fucking media report pointing out that this is unconstitutional and we are indeed living in a banana republic.

We’ve been in a Constitutional crisis since November 2000. Are we really a nation so frog like that we don’t realize the water is boiling?

Categories: America, Freedom, Grr, Law Tags:

Not my America

September 28th, 2006 No comments

R.I.P. Habeas Corpus, 1789-2006

The Senate just killed an amendment to ensure federal courts could review the legitimacy of individual’ imprisonment on suspicion of involvement in terrorism. The amendment had been proposed by Sen. Arlen Specter (R-PA), chair of the Senate Judiciary Committee. “It is a fundamental protection woven into the fabric of our Nation,” said Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-VT), who supported the measure. It was defeated 48-51, largely along party lines.

Former torture victim Sen. John McCain (R-AZ), portrayed as a “maverick” by earlier bucking the White House on the issue of detainee treatment, voted against the amendment.

The current pro-torture, pro-despotism bill that the Senate is going to vote on today is immoral, disgusting, and unamerican.

Are there not 41 Democratic Senators who will stand up for our country? For our civil liberties? For all of the principles that were what made America great?

Categories: America, Evil, Freedom, Grr, Law, News, Politics Tags:

The way all coups should be

September 27th, 2006 No comments

Tanks and GoGo Dancers

“People should differentiate between entertainment and seriousness. A coup is not entertaining,” Acra said, although the tanks sent in to lead Thailand’s first coup in 15 years had turned Bangkok into a carnival-type attraction.

Thais and foreign tourists flocked to the Army Headquarters to take picture with tanks and soldiers. Many gave soldiers flowers or food and drink.

There’d be more revolutions if they were more like this.

Categories: Awesome, News Tags:

I sure hope so

September 27th, 2006 1 comment

Hey, a new union!

Domino’s Pizza delivery driver Jim Pohle could have quit when he saw a competitor offering an extra 25 cents an hour in wages and his bosses wouldn’t match it. But he decided instead to stand up and form the nation’s only pizza drivers union to successfully organize workers.

Now he represents 11 drivers as president of the American Union of Pizza Delivery Drivers Inc. at the franchise where he has worked off and on for more than a dozen years. Experts say he has created a model for fast food workers wanting to organize in other locations.

“When they declared us tipped employees and refused to pay us the Florida minimum wage of $6.40, I was kind of angry. I came home that night and I told my buddy, I said ‘We are forming a union,’” he said.

Good on ya, Jim. Labor, organized and otherwise, has been under attack – quite successful attack – for, well, ever. Specifically within the last 60 years, the right has achieved so many successful microrollbacks of labor power that nearly the entire field has been rendered impotent. And the microrollback method is also the model that the right is using in their attempts to end womens’ right to choose.

It may just be one tiny little union, but I’m all for good news of that sort. Particularly while I’m watching the GOP in the Senate today as they grab the Constitution and use it for toilet paper, with only token resistance from the Dems. Well, OK, as the day goes on, more are stepping up. Still no holier than thou Obama, though. What a piker.

Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, new union. Collective action is one of the best ways for the powerless to have some measure of security against the powerful. It’s a balancing act, sure, but when the Man is denying you $6.40 an hour because you get “tips”… well, then the Man can go fuck himself.

Categories: America, Freedom, Grr, Law, Politics Tags: