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Der Grosser Gropenfuhrer

July 18th, 2006

Holy shit. The leader of the free world just groped Germany’s chancellor. This is a man in charge of the world’s largest collection of nuclear missiles?

In addition to needing to be impeached immediately, he needs to be
checked for early onset Alzheimers or some other degenerative brain condition. His increasing incoherence, acting out, and loss of motor functions (and ability to eat), and let’s not forget his head rubbing fetish, are disturbing signs of some major physical changes.

The guy who does this:
Bush the Groper
Bush the Groper

is closer to that stinky guy in the subway who gropes a woman and then runs away to have an in-depth conversation with his good friend the torn plastic grocery bag than someone who should be the President of the United States. Don’t forget, he also pulled a major faux paux pulling on the sleeve of Hu Jintao, couldn’t find the exit at a conference, and displays his ignorance of geopolitical reality while talking with his mouth full… so he has a large and continuing history of this inappropriate behavior.

Majikthise sees his frat boy/date rapist/sexual aggressive male behavior here. Billmon sees someone acting out his feelings of insecurity and Oedipal issues (in addition to the sexual overtones). Wolcott thinks Bush was establishing his ownership over who he hopes is his new bottom bitch (now that Blair’s heading on his way out). I can see the truth in all these readings. There is something obviously, deeply, disturbingly wrong about this man. Something that he is unable to handle. Something that he could use some professional help dealing with.

Let’s impeach him for his own good, as well as ours. Impeach George W. Bush, impeach him now.

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