John Patterson channels Rumsfeld
July 15th, 2006
John Patterson, the talented but increasingly “rarely healthy”-labelled starting pitcher for the Nationals is likely done for the season. How does he feel about it? Let’s listen to John…
“This is not career-ending,” Patterson said. “Is it disappointing? Yeah. Does it mess up my season? Yeah. Did I have better hopes for this season? Absolutely. So did everybody. It just didn’t happen this year.
Maybe living in proximity to the Pentagon does this to people? I’ll bet you he knows exactly where his UCL is, it’s in the area of his elbow and east, west, south, and north somewhat.
