Somewhere right now, John Boehner is leaning back, puffing a cigar, sipping some whiskey, and wearing nothing but a smile.
I don’t want to violate Godwin’s law or anything, but I can’t watch a Trump rally and not be thinking of Triumph of the Will
Trump+ Wikileaks = most incompetent agents of a foreign power since Mata Hari
What dad puts his hands there on his grown ass daughter? The molesty assaulty kind, that’s who.… twitter.com/i/web/status/7…
I love how Trump can’t remember if he’s supposed to call the browns Hispanics or Latinos. #debate
I knew more from how government works at age 7 from Schoolhouse Rocks than GOP presidential nominee knows today. #debate
I’m about to go “extreme vet” my bowels. #debate
Watching Trump is like watching Bart Simpson play Scrabble. Pure steam of consciousness word salad nonsense. #debate
Says the sociopath who lied to start a war and approved torturing prisoners. https://t.co/T9IyK9hDpS
Oh, indiegogo… just when I thought I was out, you pull me back in! indiegogo.com/projects/hush-… https://t.co/WyJj1Tlpw5
Hey, wasn’t Jon Snow supposed to have a massive psychically linked dire wolf hanging about somewhere? Deus ex fail #GoT
90 minutes on hold and then the call drops without any human appear. Excellent work @Cigna!
Actual quote from NFL bcaster OAK-SEA: “I love tight ends. If you have one, it makes your life so much easier…” #ohreally